Being a SuperMan

B.S.Sarath

IIIT, HYD

Hi All,

I am sure u all know about Super Man .A man with Extraordinary Powers and with an ultimate motto to prevent our planet from evil powers. When i was a child I always wondered if i too can be a Superman then i will do like this, and like that .If at all my wish had come true then …….Now i feel this is what my life would have been…...

My day starts at morning 6 when I wear my underwear over my pants [as that’s what makes me different from others]. I have to wear another dress that can cover my superman dress from all when I am one among the society. Wearing a dress over another skin tight dress kills me. U can understand how difficult it would be for me during summer season.

After that I will attend my News Paper Office .I never liked Journalism but still I have to do this because you know that’s where the heroine works !.

The heroine is a stupid girl just like any other girl[sorry gals for telling the truth] who knows nothing but still pretends as if she knows everything. I don’t understand why most of the girls are of such a kind. She always throws herself into troubles and I have to go and rescue her every time risking my life.

Coming to the Editor of the Paper, He is an old man always with a disbelief on me. He considers me inefficient compared to the Heroine and always tries to threaten me that he will remove me from my job.

Whenever I have to attend a date with my girl friend, my uncles will start their evil deeds and I have to find a corner place to change my attire and go to the rescue. That’s the reason why many girls think that I am irregular and no girl wants to be my girlfriend so sad isn’t it.

Many times after a fight when I come back to the place where I have left my formal clothes I didn’t find them. When I go to protect the planet from devils, some thief will take away my clothes. It happened to me that I returned home after waiting [in the dungeon of course what else could any one do in such a situation…] till it gets dark so that no one else could see me. The worst part is that I can’t even complain to the police about this bcoz they will scold me instead if I tell them that I have removed my dress over my body and went away.

The street dogs always get crazy when they see me in my superman dress. One good thing about cities is that there are no BULL’S here if not they might go mad looking at my Red carpet like thing hanging over my back. As a matter of fact, this thing helped me in many occasions. Once when I was chasing Edwin [Villain], I was almost tired and there wasn’t much left within me. I had almost stopped but all of a sudden a group of street dogs started chasing me, in a fear that they might bite me I ran so fast that I have crossed Edwin and was able to get hold of him. Thanks to those dogs which have always been my partners by chasing me whenever I needed.

Finally,

After reading this I hope u might have understood the problems I am facing after getting these super natural powers.

Hence Great Powers don’t come alone they bring Much greater difficulties accompanied with them.

A good example for this is “A seat in IIIT don’t come alone .It brings with it a lot of assignments [mostly brainless]”.

Thank U all
Always Ur's
Sarath.B