Laloo's Way

Laloo’s way for Indian Railway’s

B.S.Sarath

IIIT, Hyd

Here are some modifications Laloo is going to impose on the Indian railways next year.

1] Since it is difficult for such a large crowd to get into train coaches when it stops at the stations, from now on every window will be converted into a door.

2] From now on all the Compartments will have Rail tracks on their top also.

Guess why??? This will reduce train accidents where a train jumps and sits over the other

3] In long journey trains , cheap liquor will be supplied free of cost because this lets the passengers feel asleep through out the journey and take’s away the feel of a long journey.

4] Film producers making films like “Burning train” or any other train related movies will be given concession as these kind of movies create a feeling in the masses that Train Accidents are quite common and when they see a train accident in the papers they wouldn’t feel too much for it.

5] A dust bin will be given to every one who buys a ticket so that people will not throw the litter in the train itself.

6] The above problem can be tackled even this way. The Guard will give half of the ticket price back to the passenger who has submitted max weight of litter in that particular train.

This can increase the income of Railways also because in order to produce more and more litter people will start purchasing the stuff sold in the trains.

7] Every compartment will have its own Engine and crew .So even when an accident happen casualties will be less.

8] Before buying a ticket every one has to fill a form which states that after his death his entire property will go to Indian Railways and in no way Indian Railway is responsible for his death.

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